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StagBeetle
StagBeetle

Age 32, Male

StagBeetle

StagBeetle

StagBeetle

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I've Decided to Stop Spamming

Posted by StagBeetle - November 9th, 2008


For over two years, my sole purpose on Newgrounds has been to spam and piss off the majority of its users. I found great pleasure in this activity. I invested my time in making shitty loops and pointless animations, making movies for groups such as the Uzi Union, etc. But that's all gotten old. I want to begin animating real movies, with deep characters, well thought-out scripts, and professional dialogue. I've spent far too long making 30-40 second piles of crap. From now on, I am here to help out with the Newgrounds community. I want to do all I can to help out with the site. Honestly, when it comes down to it, I love Newgrounds. This place has done so much for me, and I've done so little. Newgrounds brought me into the world of computer aniamtion, and introduced me to many great people who have helped me over the years. I want to return the favor.

I'm gonna start by working on the StaggyB series. The first episode was just spam, which I submitted just to annoy whoever watched. I plan to fully drag out this series to the point where it could be considered one of the best on Newgrounds. I've begun writing out a script for it, and considering who would do voice acting. I'm drawing out character models and backgrounds. I've even begun tinkering around with 3D animation! It's going to be about StaggyB and his struggle against an oppressive society of over-controlling StagBeetles. It won't be all serious, though. I'll be sure to throw-in some one liners in there for ya! :D

Hopefully, I can erase the horrible footprint I've left on this website and start fresh! I'd also like to thank the wondeFUCK ALL OF YOU I CAN'T STAND YOU FAGGOTS JESUS CHRIST STOP SAYING OH MAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS KIND OF GARBAGE FUCK STOP TO CONSIDER THAT MAYBE I LIKE MAKING THIS KIND OF GARBAGE BURN IN FUCKING HELL FAGGOTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I've Decided to Stop Spamming


Comments

WHEW! For a second there I thought you were serious about giving up the semi-shittiness that makes you, well, you. It's the spamming that makes you unique. I'm just sorry it took so long for me to figure it out.

i was waiting for that ending there

nic to see you back in tha game

This is very creative spam. I guess that congratulations are in order.

The StagBeetle we've all known and loved is dead! No!!!!

You really put a lot of effort into this. I would love to see what you could do if you simply applied yourself. I think you really do have potential to be a creative flash artist.

mmmmmmm stagbeetle hentai

I really thought you were serious there for a moment. :O

but u hav so much potential and ur wasting it OMG

you got ur account back????

Phew. I thought you going crazy.

Keep up da shit boi. it maeks NG a bettar plac

OH MAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS KIND OF GARBAGE

Please do stop, I can only assume you make alts in which you use to vote 5 on your flashes to keep them from their otherwise inevitable blam.

That's right, I know your secret.

gahahaha are you serious? I don't think anyone's massvoted movies into the portal for a loooooooong time

lmao

I figured the post was going to end in something like this so I read the ending first.

You know what's amazing? If someone posted "Why do you make this stuff?" More likley you'll reply "Why not?"

yep!!

fag.

team in gage with rayman.... XD

Wario: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! You-a jerks!!! I'll-a get you for this!
Sonic: You're not going anywhere till you give back the money and tell us where to find our next opponent!
Wario: SHUN!!!
Shun: Yes sir! Here's the money and the location of your next opponent is... THE UNDERWORLD!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rayman: ?
Sonic: WHAT!!!
Mario: For-a the love of-
Shun: I'm serious! His name is Gill, and he has a partner called Ranma Saotome. Bad luck beating him!
Rayman: HEAVY METAL FIST
Shun: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPP PP PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU UU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU UU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCC CC CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHOK OK JUST GO ALREADY LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Haha!
Sonic: That's what he gets for robbing a bank!
Rayman: Well let's go...to...The UNDERWORLD...*
Mario, Rayman & Sonic dig for five hours and finally the hole is dug all the way to the Underworld.
Rayman: I'm guessing that's them?
Sonic: Ok ENGAGE!!!!
Rayman: Hey Mario, here's a mega mushroom I found in the hole. Here.
Mario: YES-A!!!! I'M-A SUPER MARIO AGAIN!!!
Sonic: Ok, NOW engage!!! -After the Battle-

Rayman: YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!
Mario: We-a did it, Rayman and-a Sonic! Now let's-a go find that ruby!
Voice from behind: Wait!
Sonic: Huh?
Ranma: It's me, Ranma! Your battle skills are great... I just wanted to ask...why are you here?
Rayman: We were defeating you because you work for the Stickman and we're searching for the SIZE DECREASING RUBY so we can destroy him and save our friends.
Ranma: Stickman?! What the heck are you talking about?! This Gill guy just said to me "Follow me to the Underworld" and he looked tough so I went. He said nothing about a Stickman! If i knew i was fighting for evil i wouldn't have followed him!
Mario: Really?! That-a jerk!!! Just-a grabbing the first-a person he can-a see and-a bringing him here!
Rayman: Yeah! Mario's right, you don't deserve that!
Ranma: Thank you...so...i was wondering...if I...
Sonic: Say no more! You're coming with us!
Ranma: Yahoo! Alright! So we're gonna fight a Stickman, huh? Sounds simple.
Mario: Oh-a no!! He's-a the strongest creature i've-a ever met! We're finding this ruby so we can defeat him.
Sonic: Yeah and i'm guiding them cause i know where it is.
Ranma: Well let's go! Gill's unconscience right now, so i'll take his ship and we can fly outta here!
Mario: A ship? REALLY?! Rayman, Sonic, we-a don't have to walk anymore!
Rayman: Yahoo!
Sonic: OH YEAH THIS RULEZ LET'S GO NOW!!!!
Ranma: OK get in everybody!* Rayman, Mario, Sonic, and Ranma get in the ship.
Ranma: Hold on tight!* They blast through the hole R, M & S made before and got out in 5.6 seconds.
Sonic: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
!!
Rayman: AWWWEESOOOOMMMEE!!!!!
Mario: YAAAAHHHHAAAAAHH!!!
Ranma: Ok so what are your names?
Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog
Rayman: Rayman
Mario: Mario!
Ranma: Good now Sonic, where's the uh...SIZE DECREASING RUBY?
Sonic: Up on that mountain!
Ranma: Okay! Lets go!* They flew to the top of the mountain and started looking.

team in gage with rayman.... XD

Wario: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! You-a jerks!!! I'll-a get you for this!
Sonic: You're not going anywhere till you give back the money and tell us where to find our next opponent!
Wario: SHUN!!!
Shun: Yes sir! Here's the money and the location of your next opponent is... THE UNDERWORLD!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rayman: ?
Sonic: WHAT!!!
Mario: For-a the love of-
Shun: I'm serious! His name is Gill, and he has a partner called Ranma Saotome. Bad luck beating him!
Rayman: HEAVY METAL FIST
Shun: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPP PP PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU UU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU UU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCC CC CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHOK OK JUST GO ALREADY LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Haha!
Sonic: That's what he gets for robbing a bank!
Rayman: Well let's go...to...The UNDERWORLD...*
Mario, Rayman & Sonic dig for five hours and finally the hole is dug all the way to the Underworld.
Rayman: I'm guessing that's them?
Sonic: Ok ENGAGE!!!!
Rayman: Hey Mario, here's a mega mushroom I found in the hole. Here.
Mario: YES-A!!!! I'M-A SUPER MARIO AGAIN!!!
Sonic: Ok, NOW engage!!! -After the Battle-

Rayman: YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!
Mario: We-a did it, Rayman and-a Sonic! Now let's-a go find that ruby!
Voice from behind: Wait!
Sonic: Huh?
Ranma: It's me, Ranma! Your battle skills are great... I just wanted to ask...why are you here?
Rayman: We were defeating you because you work for the Stickman and we're searching for the SIZE DECREASING RUBY so we can destroy him and save our friends.
Ranma: Stickman?! What the heck are you talking about?! This Gill guy just said to me "Follow me to the Underworld" and he looked tough so I went. He said nothing about a Stickman! If i knew i was fighting for evil i wouldn't have followed him!
Mario: Really?! That-a jerk!!! Just-a grabbing the first-a person he can-a see and-a bringing him here!
Rayman: Yeah! Mario's right, you don't deserve that!
Ranma: Thank you...so...i was wondering...if I...
Sonic: Say no more! You're coming with us!
Ranma: Yahoo! Alright! So we're gonna fight a Stickman, huh? Sounds simple.
Mario: Oh-a no!! He's-a the strongest creature i've-a ever met! We're finding this ruby so we can defeat him.
Sonic: Yeah and i'm guiding them cause i know where it is.
Ranma: Well let's go! Gill's unconscience right now, so i'll take his ship and we can fly outta here!
Mario: A ship? REALLY?! Rayman, Sonic, we-a don't have to walk anymore!
Rayman: Yahoo!
Sonic: OH YEAH THIS RULEZ LET'S GO NOW!!!!
Ranma: OK get in everybody!* Rayman, Mario, Sonic, and Ranma get in the ship.
Ranma: Hold on tight!* They blast through the hole R, M & S made before and got out in 5.6 seconds.
Sonic: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
!!
Rayman: AWWWEESOOOOMMMEE!!!!!
Mario: YAAAAHHHHAAAAAHH!!!
Ranma: Ok so what are your names?
Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog
Rayman: Rayman
Mario: Mario!
Ranma: Good now Sonic, where's the uh...SIZE DECREASING RUBY?
Sonic: Up on that mountain!
Ranma: Okay! Lets go!* They flew to the top of the mountain and started looking.

StaggyBeetle

well at least u have decided to stop doing what i hated....ill look for ur true animations i hope they are different at 100% from the other junk peace man im out

die

no you die bit$h stop doing such things that make newgrounds look stupid and crappy

die

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