So a man a jew and a lightbulb walk into a bar right and then the bar is like yo buddy why'd you walk into me but the lightbulb was like owowow and the jew started eating stuff but the man did not like that so he threw 20x speakers at himself causing an enclipse that the man did not for see "damn" he said infrurvously as the lightbulb began to glow a light so bright that the light was very bright suddenly the jew busted out in laughter and so did the man but lightbulbs do not have verhy good sense of humuors so he just sat there thinking about the joke until it finally came to him and he started laughing but everyone else was already done laughing so he jus t looked like an idiot anyway they walked into a toshokan right and took out a hon but the hon was a bad hon and was called "kuwagata no tanoshii bouken" but for some reason did not like it anyway yeah so they rented out a joke book and busted out spongebob jokes everyone in the library died frmio laughter and could not take it so they went so a comedy club and started rocking out and it was crazy mann and then it was all like 9 8 4 2 4 89 49 30 92 those were the notes by the way but yuo have to figure it out the spacing because i was too lazy to push space and soshite then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there was this PH@t rock uot concert with 30 billion bassists but no one noticed because no one ever paid attention to the bass and very soon afterwards my hands started to get tirwed and so it sugsks
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How many illegal Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on how much you pay them.
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