How many illegal Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on how much you pay them.
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So a man a jew and a lightbulb walk into a bar right and then the bar is like yo buddy why'd you walk into me but the lightbulb was like owowow and the jew started eating stuff but the man did not like that so he threw 20x speakers at himself causing an enclipse that the man did not for see "damn" he said infrurvously as the lightbulb began to glow a light so bright that the light was very bright suddenly the jew busted out in laughter and so did the man but lightbulbs do not have verhy good sense of humuors so he just sat there thinking about the joke until it finally came to him and he started laughing but everyone else was already done laughing so he jus t looked like an idiot anyway they walked into a toshokan right and took out a hon but the hon was a bad hon and was called "kuwagata no tanoshii bouken" but for some reason did not like it anyway yeah so they rented out a joke book and busted out spongebob jokes everyone in the library died frmio laughter and could not take it so they went so a comedy club and started rocking out and it was crazy mann and then it was all like 9 8 4 2 4 89 49 30 92 those were the notes by the way but yuo have to figure it out the spacing because i was too lazy to push space and soshite then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there was this PH@t rock uot concert with 30 billion bassists but no one noticed because no one ever paid attention to the bass and very soon afterwards my hands started to get tirwed and so it sugsks
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How many members of the kitty krew does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to vote 5 on their own flashes to keep them from getting blammed!
Q: How do you turn a lightbulb on?
A: Show it your tits
Q: How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three, one to screw it in and two to throw feces at each other
posted two jokes 4 ya
how many lesbians does i take 2 screw in a light bulb?
2 one to screw in the light bulb and another one to suck my cock!
what's the diff between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?
you can unscrew the light bulb!
How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 one to screw it in and another to get high and watch the pretty colors coming from it!
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How many Bush officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right choice to stick with that lightbulb, and those who say it is burned out are giving support to the Forces of Darkness.
Hey BloodxWolf...who says that the president HAS a lightbulb to even make the decision of not bothering to come out? Just wondering.
fuck cashclock
Q: How many Newgrounders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don't know; we haven't found one who can.
In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws you!
I once knew a guy who could actually eat lightbulbs. Whenever he passed gas, you could hear windchimes.
plz aprove me as a portal bud
how many lightbulbs you need to screw a chick? fourteen (i dont get it)
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Old Man: How many... wait what was I talking about... oh yeah, How many... wait what was I thinking about................................
.......................... oh yeah, Crabcakes! XD
if you put a lightbulb in a toaster it says happy birthday
Very silly lightbulb jokes ok ill start
Next person go.
PyramidClock
How many Zen masters does it take to changa a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.