Fuck Clock Day, Madness Day, Pico Day, and all the other shitty NG holidays that we've all grown tired of! Let's all get pumped for the only one that really matters!
StagBeetle Day
Yes, StagBeetle Day is right around the corner, and I know how much everyone LOVES this time of the year! It's a time to forget your sad and lonely troubles, to forget about all the horrors going on in the world, to forget about your sad, unremarkable lives. It's a time to sing, to dance, to smile, to laugh, to celebrate me, STAGBEETLE, in all of my shining, god-like glory! After the success of the two previous StagBeetle Days, I now know that so many of you are ready to devote your entire lives to celebrating my wonderful life!
The date: October 15th
The preloader: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z22JTE04 (AS2)
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING FLASH 8 PRELOADER YOU LAZY FAGGOTS GO CRACK AN UPGRADE YOU SHTTERS
The prizes: 3rd PLACE - ONE (1) letter with the message GREAT JOB sent to your address.
2nd PLACE - TWO (2) American quarters (25 cents each) sent to your address.
1st PLACE - ONE (1) autographed picture of myself to your address.
I hope you're all as excited as I am!
ps after watching FRUIT and downloading a couple of albums I have decided that tom waits is a FUCKING BADASS and if your stagbeetle day movie doesn't have tom waits in it then you can go choke on a fat one
MisterLevon
my movie will B the best fAG!