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StagBeetle
StagBeetle

Age 32, Male

StagBeetle

StagBeetle

StagBeetle

Joined on 4/11/05

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StagBeetle's News

Posted by StagBeetle - November 9th, 2008


For over two years, my sole purpose on Newgrounds has been to spam and piss off the majority of its users. I found great pleasure in this activity. I invested my time in making shitty loops and pointless animations, making movies for groups such as the Uzi Union, etc. But that's all gotten old. I want to begin animating real movies, with deep characters, well thought-out scripts, and professional dialogue. I've spent far too long making 30-40 second piles of crap. From now on, I am here to help out with the Newgrounds community. I want to do all I can to help out with the site. Honestly, when it comes down to it, I love Newgrounds. This place has done so much for me, and I've done so little. Newgrounds brought me into the world of computer aniamtion, and introduced me to many great people who have helped me over the years. I want to return the favor.

I'm gonna start by working on the StaggyB series. The first episode was just spam, which I submitted just to annoy whoever watched. I plan to fully drag out this series to the point where it could be considered one of the best on Newgrounds. I've begun writing out a script for it, and considering who would do voice acting. I'm drawing out character models and backgrounds. I've even begun tinkering around with 3D animation! It's going to be about StaggyB and his struggle against an oppressive society of over-controlling StagBeetles. It won't be all serious, though. I'll be sure to throw-in some one liners in there for ya! :D

Hopefully, I can erase the horrible footprint I've left on this website and start fresh! I'd also like to thank the wondeFUCK ALL OF YOU I CAN'T STAND YOU FAGGOTS JESUS CHRIST STOP SAYING OH MAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS KIND OF GARBAGE FUCK STOP TO CONSIDER THAT MAYBE I LIKE MAKING THIS KIND OF GARBAGE BURN IN FUCKING HELL FAGGOTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I've Decided to Stop Spamming


Posted by StagBeetle - October 26th, 2008


Carry On Wayward Beetle

i guess this is like the 20th or 21st installment of the stagbeetle series i don't really know

ps fuck orangebeef fuCK ORANGEBEEF FUCk orangdebeff

New StagBeetle Movie


Posted by StagBeetle - October 19th, 2008


For a full list of all StagBetetle Day '08 submissions, go here.

Well, it was pretty difficult to decide the winners. I can honostly say that there wasn't a single submission that I didn't like. But when deciding on the top three, I couldn't cut corners, and had to find the best of the best. It was a fight between [StagBeetle Day] - SOTEG by Squeef (The effects and drawings were amazing, and the music went very well with the piece), Stag Beetle Danjo by Conrad (I don't care what you people say about Conrad and his Japan shit. I couldn't stop laughing during his movie), StagBeetle 08, organized by Sinitron (My favorite StagBeetle collab so far), StagBeetle Beats His Wife by Kavinel (Fucking hilarious), and StagBeetle at Work by OrangeBeef (A sad tale based on a true story :'().

These were my favorite submissions of the day, and narrowing it down to three was a tough decision. After careful consideration, I've come up with three winners and three prizes:

3rd place - StagBeetle Danjo, by ConradB! For your wonderful music video, I will take a screenshot of your movie and recreate it in mspaint. I will spend no more than TWO (2) minutes on it.

2nd place - StagBeetle Beats His Wife by Kavinel! Your movie had me in tears, and for that, you get a THREE (3) second cameo in the upcoming movie, StaggyB 02

1st place - StagBeetle 08 by Sinitron, Anigen, WPS, Insane, and Kavinel! This collab was incredible. Everything about it was great! Every part had something that made me smile, whether it was the music or the art (except for Insane fuck you insane burn in fucking hell faggot). For this masterpiece, I will PERSONALLY send ONE (1) private message to each artist, congratulating them on their victory.

ok shows over get off your lazy asses and work on your movie for next year, faggots

!!!StagBeetle Day 2008 Winners!!!


Posted by StagBeetle - October 10th, 2008


Happy StagBeetle Day, everybody! I'll be posting all of the Stag Day movies here, and I'll decide on the three winners some time tomorrow!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
463578
- Anigen
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
463580
- Anigen
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464694
- Yoshio
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464708
- Death619
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464710
- DaveB4t
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464726
- Squeef
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464731
- SnawsBall
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464736
- LordZeebmork
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464741
- Death619
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464746
- ConradB
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464777
- Ashei
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464784
- Sinitron
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464801
- Kavinel
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464802
- sunburn-zebra
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464809
- OrangeBeef
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464817
- JeremyJefferies
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464832
- arszt
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464834
- StagBeetle
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464781
- Emanhattan
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464847
- Clock-Ninja
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464852
- MAYORMCHEESE
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464858
- lol1337a
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464861
- Puerdeth
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464866
- Clock-Ninja
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464867
- DaveB9t
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464869
- Levon
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464870
- DaveB4t
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
464874
- 4guys1series

If I missed any, please let me know.

Have a Happy StagBeetle Day!

ps. fuck you this isn't my birthday

STAGBEETLE DAY 2008


Posted by StagBeetle - September 16th, 2008


IT IS COMING
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE A MEDIOCRE ARTIST
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE AN AMATURE ANIMATOR
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE A SPAMMER WHO HAS DONE NOTHING NEW OR DIFFERENT THAN SPAMMERS BEFORE HIM
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE A NARCISSISTIC FAGGOT
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE THE BEST KIND OF BEETLE
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE ME AND MY UNIMPORTANT GLORY
STAGBEETLE DAY
OCTOBER 15TH
PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN TO THE TOP THREE FLASH MOVIES

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7PA2DJL8 - CS3 PRELOADER
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KSXJ0IW6 - FLASH 8 PRELOADER

[GET READY]


Posted by StagBeetle - August 16th, 2008


Let's not forget about StagBeetle Day!

Yes, StagBeetle Day! The most wonderful and glorious time of the year! Last year was terrific, and I hope that this year is just as good! And this year, there really is a contest, with a real winner, and a real grand prize! With a first, second, and third place and everything! How exciting! It's on October 15th, and that's only a couple of months away, so hurry and get started on your stagbeetle epic!!!

Once again, that's StagBeetle Day on October 15th! Don't you be late!

fjaa

ps the official preloader will be released on September 15th.


Posted by StagBeetle - June 11th, 2008


how many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb

that depends on whether it has health insurance

ba-zing

your turn

EDIT: you people suck at this i was hoping for some QUALITY LIGHTBULB JOKES YOU UNFUNNY FUCKS

this is a journal about telling very silly lightbulb jokes ok ill start


Posted by StagBeetle - April 25th, 2008


I am launching PES (PLAN ELIMINATE SINITRON) SO WE CAN GET RID OF THAT GAY RAPING SON OF A BITCH OUT OF NEWGROUNDS FOR GOOD IF YOU LIKE ABM AND KMA YOU WOULD WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS. ALL THAT RAPING GAY SON OF A BITCH DOES IS SUBMIT RACIST SHIT AND SPAM SINCE HE IS JEALOUS OF ALVIN EARTHWORM. 1.StagBeetle (president)


Posted by StagBeetle - March 17th, 2008


fuck protestants


Posted by StagBeetle - February 13th, 2008


ok no more bullshit I'm going to get off my ass and make this