how many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb
that depends on whether it has health insurance
ba-zing
your turn
EDIT: you people suck at this i was hoping for some QUALITY LIGHTBULB JOKES YOU UNFUNNY FUCKS
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this is a journal about telling very silly lightbulb jokes ok ill start
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what do you call a flying man with a lightbulb shoved up his but t
a firefly
ba-zing
k next guy goes
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
LMFAO
how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
depends on how many cops can't figure it out
how many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb
none they sit in the dark and cry all day
k next person go
how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb
i don't know, when the light turns on hitler can see
why did the lightbulb cross the road?
ghu///////.,,.
how many lightbulbs does zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ;;;;;;;;;;/// stag beetle hey dude
I stuck a lightblub up my ass.
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FUCK CASHCLUCK
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to hold the bulb and another to drink enough to make the room spin.
fuck u ur jokes are horrible get a life!!!!!!!!
>w<
how many sonic fans does it take to screw in a light bulb
none. they use the light from the TV
i thought this up on the spot i know it sucks
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, you get the bassist to do it.
heres one i made ok how many fat drunks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
400 100 to buy it 100 to get ready 100 to screw it in and 100 to screw things up.
high bolt man that aint right. you get the drummer to do it cos then you get to see him fuck it up and break a few light bulbs
When normal ppl have an idea a light bulb goes on over their head when the president of the united states has an idea the light bulb doesnt bother to come out at all
How many Zen masters does it take to changa a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
TheSoulMan
if you put lightbulbs in the microwave they turn on